I wish I had that kind of a choice when it comes to cheap broadband...
Right now the choices I have here are three: The deal verizon is offering, which is "$14.95" (actually $16 and change) a month, which ain't all that far from the $14.95 (actually) a month I was paying for dialup before. Then there's the cable company. For some reason, Comcast wants to charge you *way* more for broadband if you don't happen to already be a cable subscriber. Fifty-something bucks a month? I can't afford it and I can't justify it. Third choice is one of the DSL resellers, but they're more expensive.
So anyway I've been going round and round with Verizon. They've "billed" me for three months now for my DSL service. And the payment was supposed to be done with this debit card I have attached to my checking account. Only they haven't managed to do so to date. There's some stuff about it on my home page (click on the little thingy over there on the left... :-). Only it gets better. I'm about to update that sometime soon, I think, as soon as I get caught up with some other stuff.
I saw the third invoice listed on the "my account" stuff on their page. And nothing happened. They've got the card number (twice now, in case there was some kind of an error in entry the first time), the money is there. So I wrote them:
Is there a problem with my account?
I have provided the necessary information for this account to be billed to a card, more than once. I see now three months worth of unfulfilled invoices on the web site, and am wondering what the heck is going on here.
Please feel free to contact me in this matter so that we can resolve it.
And here's the first form letter reply I got:
Thank you for contacting Verizon Online. We have received your message and will respond within 24 business hours.
In future correspondence with us on this matter, please refer to the tracking number that appears in the subject line of this e-mail. When replying back to us via e-mail, please use your mail program's reply function to maintain this tracking number in the subject line.
You may also visit your My Account area located at
https://netservices.verizon.net/portal/site/myaccount for detailed information about your Verizon Online account.
Well, guess what, I didn't receive any reply within 24 hours, nor 24 "business" hours. The bill date was the 22nd, that was sent on Friday, the 25th. I get another form letter from them yesterday, and then this, pertaining to this matter:
Thank you for your recent email. We appreciate your inquiry and understand your concerns. Unfortunately, we are unable to resolve this issue via email. In order to assist you, we request that you please contact our Billing office at 1-800-567-6789. This office is open 8am to 6pm EST Monday through Friday. We apologize for any inconvenience and look forward to helping resolve your issue.
Sincerely,
William Withers
Customer Service Representative
Verizon Online Broadband Sales and Services Center
Here we go again... (If you looked at the stuff on my home page you'll see that this is the exact same pattern that went down before.
My reply? Well, I could've left it at
one word but I didn't, quite:
No. We've gone round about this one before, and I'm not going to do it again. Please refer to earlier emails or advise me if they are not available and I will be happy to forward copies.
This issue will be resolved via email or it won't be resolved at all.
It's MY time, that's the one thing that's uniquely MINE and they want me to waste it, trying to deal with idiots that think I'm going to talk to a bloody machine to get into their stupid system in the first place (and I won't!) and then sit there on hold so that the next thing that happens is at the convenience of their staff, so they can optimize their call center operations, and screw ME in the process.
Fuck 'em.
This is supposed to be the 21st century, right? This is supposed to be a time when businesses know WTF email is and how it's supposed to be used, right? One more form letter, ostensibly from the same person:
Thank you for your recent e-mail message. We appreciate you taking the time to provide us with your feedback. We are sorry to hear that you have had a less than pleasant experience with our company. We hope that you will give us an opportunity in the future to make it up to you in some way.
Verizon Online is committed to delivering high-quality Internet service.
Should you have any additional questions, please do not hesitate to contact us. Despite the experience you have had, we appreciate your business and value you as a customer. Thank you for choosing Verizon Online as your Internet Service Provider.
I've responded to that one-line paragraph in the middle of that before with two words: "Prove it."
We'll see where this goes.