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Re: The secret survival food.....fruit cake..
« Reply #45 on: January 04, 2007, 11:18:03 am »

"Deep-fried fruitcake" just doesn't have the same ring.
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Re: The secret survival food.....fruit cake..
« Reply #46 on: January 04, 2007, 11:30:22 am »

"Deep-fried fruitcake" just doesn't have the same ring.

hmmm..... I think I work with one or two of those  :rolleyes:
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Re: The secret survival food.....fruit cake..
« Reply #47 on: January 04, 2007, 12:55:03 pm »

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To rectify the lack of exciting fruitcake memories, we need a Hardyville "Fruitcake Experimentation Club".  The possibilites are endless depending how you interpret the club name!
   Oh I LOVE it, it's a fantastic idea, I'm just saying that compared to the pervasive nature of the Twinkie, it would be a select club by nature on par with the Freemasons, secretive, esoteric, maybe not exclusive by design, but certainly by choice. Yes I think a sort of "non-masonic" Hardyville society of freethinking fruitcake experimenters has real good possibilities. Like the order of the Possum on the Red Green Show.
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Re: The secret survival food.....fruit cake..
« Reply #48 on: January 04, 2007, 02:04:45 pm »

Reasons why the Twinkie thread will remain supreme:

Not likely to even remotely challenge the mighty edifice that is the Twinkie thread.

Mr. Dare -- best laugh I've had all week.

And speaking of the Mighty Edifice ... I just ventured in there for the first time in months & it occurred to me that it's possible -- just possible -- that TCF can lay claim to the longest (and certainly the most pointless) thread in the history of the entire Internet. Wouldn't that be amazing? Maybe Guinness could write us up, even.

I must agree, a fruitcake thread probably doesn't have potential to match that.

At least I pray that this fruitcake thread doesn't have that potential. Oh gods, please save us if it does ...
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Re: The secret survival food.....fruit cake..
« Reply #49 on: January 04, 2007, 04:33:14 pm »

Geez,  I figured by now someone would have a bulk fruit cake buy organized.  For a good price I am difinitely in for a stack of cases! :mellow:  I heard you folks have large holdings of Twinkies but fruit cakes have got to be alot better for you and last just as long. 
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Re: The secret survival food.....fruit cake..
« Reply #50 on: January 05, 2007, 08:38:33 pm »



Are there any Twinkie throwing contests that involve catapults?

Can you use a twinkie as a door stop?

whoever went off to battle carrying a twinkie?
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Re: The secret survival food.....fruit cake..
« Reply #51 on: January 05, 2007, 08:46:17 pm »

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Re: The secret survival food.....fruit cake..
« Reply #52 on: January 05, 2007, 08:53:35 pm »

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Dude. I am so your girl here. Do you know how much Twinkie-related crap I HAVE in this house? I (literally) have a small siege engine DESIGNED to catapult Twinkies (yes. I really do own a Twinkbouchet.)
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Re: The secret survival food.....fruit cake..
« Reply #53 on: January 05, 2007, 09:16:03 pm »

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Dude. I am so your girl here. Do you know how much Twinkie-related crap I HAVE in this house? I (literally) have a small siege engine DESIGNED to catapult Twinkies (yes. I really do own a Twinkbouchet.)


Fruitcakes don't need "mini" trebuchets, they can use the fullsized models.

 
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Re: The secret survival food.....fruit cake..
« Reply #54 on: January 05, 2007, 09:28:04 pm »

Hell, here I thought they filled the counterweight with fruitcake for better range.

So if you had to defend your home, would you prefer a frozen twinkie, or a frozen fruitcake?

Fruitcakes multi task as both food and weapon.......
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Re: The secret survival food.....fruit cake..
« Reply #55 on: January 05, 2007, 09:53:05 pm »

Oh fruitcake for sure.
Although, one must excesses extreme caution with fruitcake the density is liable to cause it to collapse into itself and create a gravitational singularity from which even the operator could not escape.
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Re: The secret survival food.....fruit cake..
« Reply #56 on: January 05, 2007, 09:59:01 pm »

If you make your fruitcake out of micro cellulose, you could either eat for breakfast or burn it in your wood stove....

(No, I do not have a witty reply to the singularity at this moment, I'm doing battle with a DSL trying to get it to access my dsl connection)
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Re: The secret survival food.....fruit cake..
« Reply #57 on: January 05, 2007, 10:12:18 pm »

Whatta ya mean.
You don't really think Uranium had anything to do with the Manhattan project do you?
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Re: The secret survival food.....fruit cake..
« Reply #58 on: January 05, 2007, 10:17:07 pm »

Oprah is more like osmium.
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Re: The secret survival food.....fruit cake..
« Reply #59 on: January 05, 2007, 11:02:06 pm »



Are there any Twinkie throwing contests that involve catapults?

Can you use a twinkie as a door stop?

whoever went off to battle carrying a twinkie?
http://elothtes.pbwiki.com/Defense%20Twinkies
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Developed in the years shortly following The Unsundering, by people of the Parsonyan Kingdom these twinkies were the first in a line of covert gadgets to be used by spies with the onset of Black Ops as provoked by the War Men.
   Still working on the door stop angle, found several people using them to stop drafts coming in under the door...
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