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cowardly lion

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Re: Rewrites: Song lyrics (add yours too)
« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2008, 01:35:55 pm »

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Re: Gypsies Tramps and Thieves
« Reply #16 on: June 06, 2008, 03:40:37 pm »

"Gypsies Tramps and Thieves"

rewrite by Kregener
The Bleat thread

Whenever I hear that song I always think of the great X-Files Episode The Post-Modern Prometheus



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Re: Rewrites: Song lyrics (add yours too)
« Reply #17 on: August 21, 2008, 11:13:29 am »

12 Days of Christmas

On the first day of The Patriot Act,
my government sent to me
A severe blow to liberty.

On the second day of The Patriot Act,
my government sent to me
Two Aggressive wars,
And a severe blow to liberty.

On the third day of The Patriot Act,
my government sent to me
Three Hour airport lines,
Two Aggressive wars,
And a severe blow to liberty.

On the fourth day of The Patriot Act,
my government sent to me
Four neocons,
Three Hour airport lines,
Two Aggressive wars,
And a severe blow to liberty.

On the fifth day of The Patriot Act,
my government sent to me
 
Five....dancing....Israelis!

Four neocons,
Three Hour airport lines,
Two Aggressive wars,
And a severe blow to liberty.

On the sixth day of The Patriot Act,
my government sent to me
Six greasy liars,
 
Five....dancing....Israelis!

Four neocons,
Three Hour airport lines,
Two Aggressive wars,
And a severe blow to liberty.

On the seventh day of The Patriot Act,
my government sent to me
Seven fleets a-steaming,
Six greasy liars,
 
Five....dancing....Israelis!

Four neocons,
Three Hour airport lines,
Two Aggressive wars,
And a severe blow to liberty.

On the eighth day of The Patriot Act,
my government sent to me
Eight percent inflation,
Seven fleets a-steaming,
Six greasy liars,
 
Five....dancing....Israelis!

Four neocons,
Three Hour airport lines,
Two Aggressive wars,
And a severe blow to liberty.

On the ninth day of The Patriot Act,
my government sent to me
Nine Justices sleeping,
Eight percent inflation,
Seven fleets a-steaming,
Six greasy liars,
 
Five....dancing....Israelis!

Four neocons,
Three Hour airport lines,
Two Aggressive wars,
And a severe blow to liberty.

On the tenth day of The Patriot Act,
my government sent to me
Ten banks a-failing,
Nine Justices sleeping,
Eight percent inflation,
Seven fleets a-steaming,
Six greasy liars,
 
Five....dancing....Israelis!

Four neocons,
Three Hour airport lines,
Two Aggressive wars,
And a severe blow to liberty.

On the eleventh day of The Patriot Act,
my government sent to me
Eleven trillion in debt,
Ten banks a-failing,
Nine Justices sleeping,
Eight percent inflation,
Seven fleets a-steaming,
Six greasy liars,
 
Five....dancing....Israelis!

Four neocons,
Three Hour airport lines,
Two Aggressive wars,
And a severe blow to liberty.

On the twelfth day of The Patriot Act,
my government sent to me
Twelve Federal Reserve Districts,
Eleven trillion in debt,
Ten banks a-failing,
Nine Justices sleeping,
Eight percent inflation,
Seven fleets a-steaming,
Six greasy liars,
 
Five....dancing....Israelis!

Four neocons,
Three Hour airport lines,
Two Aggressive wars,
And a severe blow to liberty!
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Re: Rewrites: Song lyrics (add yours too)
« Reply #18 on: August 27, 2008, 02:28:27 pm »

Golly, didn't have to change much on this one!

Feel Like I'm Fixing To Die Rag (Next Stop Vietnam) - Country Joe & the Fish

Come on all of you big strong men
Uncle Sam needs your help again
he's got himself in a terrible jam
way down yonder in Afghanistan so
put down your books and pick up a gun we're
gonna have a whole lotta fun

(CHORUS)
And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for
don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Afghanistan
And it's five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates
ain't no time to wonder why, whoopee we're all gonna die

Come on generals, let's move fast
your big chance has come at last
now you can go out and get that raghead
cos the only good cameljockey is the one that's dead and
you know that peace can only be won when we've
blown 'em all to kingdom come

Come on wall street don't be slow
why man this war is a go-go
there's plenty good money to be made by
supplying the army with the tools of its trade
let's hope and pray that if they drop a MOAB,
they drop it on the stinkin’ A-rab

Come on mothers throughout the land
pack your boys off to Afghanistan
come on fathers get on the attack
send your sons off to sunny Iraq
and you can be the first ones on your block
to have your boy come home in a box
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