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Re: Re: Guardian llama
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2007, 10:05:14 pm »

 Oh, oh. Shorty just had visions of a guardian llama, an invisible one, that someone he met has standing guard over him. The llama stands guard over? ....... maybe ...... Mr. Murphy.

Sorry, don't mean to hijack.

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Re: Re: Guardian llama
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2007, 02:17:16 pm »

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Re: Re: Guardian llama
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2007, 04:31:48 pm »

I don't buy many things, but I'm trying to offer my business to TCFers first.

I hear you li'l p

Unfortunately I have no llamas nor do I know If any other TCFers do either.

Watch the Missoulian and the Mini-Nickel classifieds, they show up there fairly regularly sometimes for free or almost free.

This might be your best bet. The llamas involved would already be "acclimatized" to the Big Sky.
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Re: Re: Guardian llama
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2007, 05:56:40 pm »

I am in the Livingston area and have experienced goat guarding llamas that I might be willing to part with.

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Re: Re: Guardian llama
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2007, 01:19:50 pm »

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Re: Re: Guardian llama
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2007, 10:25:49 pm »

Have you considered "fainting goats"? Used to protect sheep. When nervous, they pass out and tip over, which panics the sheep, causing them to run away. Then the goat becomes lunch for the predator while the sheep escape. Don't know how well it works, but the goats were raised where I grew up, and when you have a buzz there is nothing more fun than sneaking into a bunch of them and yelling "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH" at the top of your lungs to see who can tip over the most goats. Fall like dominoes. My record is 13 out of 25 before the house lights came on. So much for 1987 and being an asshole. Will look in the Mountain Trader up here, lots of hobby farmers getting rid of llamas. Are guard animals special, or will most any one do?
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Re: Re: Guardian llama
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2007, 01:52:59 am »

yeah but fainting goats are fun when you're board all you have to do is yell and they fall over
kinda like goat tippin"
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Re: Re: Guardian llama
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2007, 02:12:01 pm »


So ....

Did ya find one [some] ?

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