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Arizona Ranger

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Simon Jesters I'd Love To Pull.....
« on: July 26, 2005, 04:04:15 pm »
Drive a Junker Automobile into the waterfront with a blonde mannequin inside near the JFK Library in Boston and then leave a sign saying "A TRIBUTE TO CHAPPAQUIDICK !!!" :lol: or you could hold a Marilyn Monroe Look a Like Contest with a karoke sing along of Happy Birthday...

Leave several dozen cardboard boxes crammed with Adult Magazines, DVD's, and Books at the front steps of the Bill Clinton Library with a letter stating its a donation from a concerned citizen  :D or send over a Dozen Female Volunteers dressed as Monica Lewinsky complete with Berets and Knee Pads offering to valet park visitors cars !

Leaflet cars parked at your local WAL-MART thanking them shopping there since thousands of Chinese Inmates are dependent on their patronage !  ;)  
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« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2005, 10:39:36 pm »
Here in Little Rock, having to look at the Trailer On Stilts every day, I've gotten a few ideas. One of which was to have a tour group visit the library, all youngish women wearing blue dresses.
Another was to put a big mock license plate on the river end of the building.
 
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« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2005, 07:18:12 am »
LMAO. :lol:

And you know, the fountains outside the Clinton Library building toss the water upward in short, string-shaped, repeating white bursts.  Dozens of these spurts, down the length of the entrance plaza, over and over.  Bloop.  Bloop.  Bloop.

When I was there, I couldn't help but blush.  :rolleyes:  

Gave me the creeps, too!  I mean, it was like someone deliberately designed it that way!  :ph34r:

Ahem.  Sorry.  Now back to our regularly scheduled thread.  ;)
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« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2005, 10:14:04 am »
The next time an Overblown and Glitzy Celeb bash takes place, show up with a group of folks and hold an "EQUAL RIGHTS FOR STALKERS" protest march ! Invite the Media and have several sobbing female speakers declare their passionate love for Male Stars and how they're unfairly being persecuted by Law Enforcement whenever they go near the Celebs or their homes... :P

Also have some people posing as Lawyers stating that they are preparing Lawsuits against certain celebrities for False Arrests since the Stalkers did not cause any property damage, physical harm, and were merely excercising their free speech rights... B)

Issue statements decrying the hypocrisy of Celebs who espouse various causes but trample on the rights of their admirers... :)
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« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2005, 11:25:26 pm »
Though I'm not really a DittoHead, I am reminded of a time when ol' Rushbaugh responded with a great 'wrench to a celeb (I think it was Martin Sheen)  who declared a certain city a 'haven' for the homeless. He offered to bus them there at his own expense. That set 'em back a bit... B)  
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« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2005, 11:58:12 am »
Grafitti I'd like to see.....

SEARCH ILLEGAL ALIENS NOT BACKPACKS !!!

HOMELAND SECURITY IS NEITHER !!!!

HAVE YOU HUGGED YOUR VETERAN TODAY ?

KEEP AMERICA BEAUTIFUL...BULLDOZE TOLL BOOTHS !

FIGHT TERRORISM AT HOME....ABOLISH THE ATF !!!

I REMEMBER WACO...DO YOU ?
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« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2005, 05:15:44 pm »
The idea of the Rebel Fire stamp on money sounds like a diffenite doable thing to me. :D  
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« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2005, 12:37:11 pm »
Whenever you see a REPORT SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITIES Notice on highway, train/bus station, airport, call the toll free # from a Pay Phone (Remember those ?) and start talking about how suspicious the IRS, DEA, DARE, ATF has acted with the Tax Payers Money over the years....

Also that AMBER ALERT # comes in handy when you have to put up with a rude & nasty School Bus Driver that acts like they own the road and cuts you off !
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« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2005, 03:42:41 pm »
I want to have a white house, with a sign that says PLEASE GRAFFITI HERE. TRIBUTE TO THE WHITE HOUSE AND IT'S RESIDENT.
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« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2005, 09:02:40 am »
Hey when I was in Pennsy this weekend, I saw a bumpersticker on a car the said....

STOP BITCHING !!!! START A REVOLUTION !!!!  :lol:

I told the driver I liked it and she said she got a lot of thumbs up from other drivers on the road whenever she travels. Although she was a Liberal she picked said bumper sticker up at a Gun Show she was writing about for her newsletter. I told her about this website and she said she would check it out... ;)

Also folks whenever you visit a Gun/Military Show, New Age Store, Gun-Ammo-Outdoor Gear Store, don't forget to tell them about this website ! I'm sure Deb & Claire would appreciate it ! :D  
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Re: Simon Jesters I'd Love To Pull.....
« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2005, 02:48:40 pm »
Print a few self-adhesive labels that say:

These gas prices are brought to you by G.W. Bush and the GOP
(with a little help from the Democrat friends)

and stick them on the pumps at my local filling station
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« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2005, 06:23:52 pm »
Welcome to ponyswolf and bjgilger!  And thanks for the clever ideas!  :D

AR, I've seen that bumper sticker somewhere too - loved it.  B)
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Re: Simon Jesters I'd Love To Pull.....
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2005, 02:05:13 pm »
Quote from: Lightning on September 13, 2005, 06:23:52 pm
Welcome to ponyswolf and bjgilger!  And thanks for the clever ideas!  :D

AR, I've seen that bumper sticker somewhere too - loved it.  B)

Thanks Lightning...Also Azure Green sells many Libertarian Bumper Stickers like LEGALIZE FREEDOM via...

http://www.azuregreen.com/

Also some other SJ's to ponder

- Pass out Canadian Tourism Brochures to Draft Age Kids going in and out of Military Recruitment Offices ! Also provide them with a flier with the addresses and phone #'s of the nearest Canadian Counsulates !

- Also taking a tip from the late Abbie Hoffman, scrawl VISIT CANADA !!! on all Military Recruitment Posters and Brochure Holders !

- Taking a tip from Hoffman's pal Jerry Rubin, set up a Table with Free Bologna Sandwiches outside of all Political Fundraising Dinners with the cry "Why Pay $500 for Bologna inside when you can get it free outside !" ^_^

- Call up your Local Lawmakers in a Sweet & Sexy Female voice and tell their receptionist to remind them to meet you at the Motel at 2 pm !  :laugh:

- Politely go up to a Cop sitting in his/her Car  :snorting: and ask them if they'd like some reading material. If they say yes then give them a Pocket Guide to the US Constitution with the 4th Amendment Underlined !

And if you have the nerve.... :rolleyes: ^_^

- Go pick up several Day Laborers (Illegal Aliens) with a Pick Up  Truck under the pretense of employment and then dump them off at the Mexican Counsulate and demand they take care of them ! :laugh:
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Re: Simon Jesters I'd Love To Pull.....
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2005, 03:46:08 pm »
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And if you have the nerve.... 

- Go pick up several Day Laborers (Illegal Aliens) with a Pick Up  Truck under the pretense of employment and then dump them off at the Mexican Counsulate and demand they take care of them !
A few years ago I'd have agreed with this.  But now, I'd gladly hire illegal Mexicans if I could find any.
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« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2005, 08:40:27 pm »
The more "illegal aliens" the better.  The entire illegal immigration issue is a strawman for the various levels of parasites to gain more power.  Tracking, registering, etc.  The sheep should be happy because now they have a national id. This will surely solve the problem. If that doesn't work then the ptb will have to mandate chip implants for every good citizen. I can hardly wait.
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