I put in a Letter of Intent to homeschool with the local public school my teenbeast, Zeph, was at last year. They sent me back a boatload of administrivia. I completed all their paperwork and sent it back to them, along with a detailed curriculum for the year. Needless to say it was all approved.
Next I get a letter saying the school can't "release" Zeph to a homeschooling program because he hasn't returned any of his books. This is BS. He returned all his books to his teachers before the end of the school year. My best guess is because he returned them early, the teachers didn't mark them off as returned. (I'd told him to take them to the school office and get a receipt for them, but he knew better. Riiight.)
School for the PS kids started Sept 8th. Zeph started his unschooling by picking up my Compleat Shakespeare and reading A Midsummer Night's Dream just before Labor Day. He's having a good time, reading Shakespeare, researching Vikings, learning to use MS Word and Excel, all at his own pace.
On Sept. 8th he decides to meet some friends after school. So he hops the bus down to the center of town and when school gets out, he's standing in the parking lot of the building next door, waiting for his friends. The building next door is Quincy Junior College. Not part of Quincy High at all. (this is an important fact.)
The kids start pouring out of the school building, under the watchful eye of the security guards. Next thing Zeph knows, the principal is standing in front of him. The conversation goes as follows:
Principal: Are you in school this year or what?
Zeph: I'm homeschooling.
P: What are you doing here if you're not in school?
Z: Meeting my friends.
P: Well you can't be on school property.
Z: I"m not on school property, this is Quincy College parking lot, not Quincy High.
P: You can't be on this side of the street. If you don't leave I'll have you arrested for trespassing.
At that point Zeph walked off, not wanting to get arrested. A wise move under the circumstances. I guess the principal is either even more of an idiot than I gave him credit for, or else he's just a sore loser.
Or both. Come to think of it, probably both.