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Author Topic: Test Scores Drop, School Board Dispatches K-9 Unit  (Read 1498 times)


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Test Scores Drop, School Board Dispatches K-9 Unit
« on: February 20, 2006, 09:16:58 am »

This struck my funny bone.

Over the past year, test scores at the middle school have dropped. One board member today hinted drugs may be the reason.

Shirley Thorton, school board member: "Something is causing them not to succeed."

Uh, could it be the curriculum? Maybe too many union-sponsored planning days. Doh, what was I thinking?!? It couldn't possibly be something that the school is doing therefore it MUST be the students fault. Unlease the Inquisition! Heck, there's only 38 students. That's not very many thumbscrews. :laugh:

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